It's Time to Update Your Standards

In a development that will surprise no one who's seen pictures of Angelina Jolie lately, FHM readers have bumped her down a notch on the sexy scale. Experts agree that her appeal has dwindled in perfect ratio with the shrinking circumference of her arms.


Surprisingly, man-voiced mammary stand and wooden actress Scarlett Johansson was voted to the top spot instead, while Jessica Alba came in third.


Teri Hatcher also made the list, making us wonder what kind of mouth-breathers comprise the readership of FHM.

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