66 Yr Old Man, Fugly Man Have Much Hotter Girlfriends Then You Ever Will

And no, they're not going to tell you what they have that you don't have. But it must be HUGE- I mean... um, a really, REALLY good personality! Look, the fugly one even appears to have dribbled a bit on his own belly paunch and the girl he's pawing STILL seems smug being with him.